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Don't make this about yourself, your own enmities or your own ambitions...

"The Enemy is unbounded in deception."

~~~Sun Tzu



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The many beings are numberless, I do avow to save them!


No, I think there exists freedom of speech...

 This wasn't hard to push in, and I was NOT censored...




People aren't dumb, you know. There's a Big Archie on Maccas menu as we speak, and a Great King Archie on U.K.'s great future!!





How sad that people ignore the near, and search the truth afar.




Peace in the World! And among men, good understanding.




Saint Archangel Michael, defend us in battle!.




Through the intercession of the Holy Spirit, may your Third Eye be opened, and may the Lord plant the seed of morality in your Heart.




You need Nirvana to "talk" about this! Personally, I think your work experience is satisfactory. :)




This song is about a guitar, actually. It was written by BB King who made fun of the white bogan culture... Go figure!




Hi! You must understand "the mystery of the fire" for real Tarot... Otherwise it is just amateur Tarot.




You are just an aspiring witch because you don't do shadow work...




"There shall be no indecent women among the daughters of Israel" -- Deuteronomy 23:18.




You need to learn shadow work and spell work. Then, hit me up.




I am the head of my House. You come a'Waltzing Matilda with me... And you should know that you do NOT talk. :) Anyway, I feel like The Notorious BIG with a woman like you.




Here's the thing... Tom Cruise wants your kitten, but he's not quite sure what to do with it right now. Cool?? Not like Taylor Swift, like the Bilderberg Group and the World Government. Yeah, I put myself on the line for you, happy?? But there's a cost for that... Must give it up.


Yeah, I know, I know and thank you for everything, and I mean that. But you don't want that particular dude as a husband, that's guaranteed... What you need to do is save yourself, which can mean many things, Olivia. You're quite significant. But you must show a desire to save yourself, otherwise I can't do much.


Yes, that is Shadow Work, it is effective, but it alienates you from the real purpose of marriage with your spouse. Bad practice. The secret of marriage is NOT to bring third wheel in, under any circumstance. That's all!!




That's spell work, and yeah, alright, but no swinger activity because I don't like it. Anyway... "Original" sin is maternal in witchcraft... because frankly women control these things, right...?? Yes, I've read that. Gerald Gardner was a Freemason. The only thing I want from you ladies is NOT to harbor animosity at me, and I'm satisfied, alright? Yes. You DON'T go to THIRD DEGREE. YOU HALT.




No, I said we don't do Oktoberfest. That's sectarian and anti-social. Plus, you kind of hate that sort of thing yourself... Careful, these practices will deteriorate your mind... It is political, to speak the truth. 1666 they injected a few lepers in London, the whole city had to burn. Go figure... As for yourself, what did your grandma do?? Think about it carefully... That's "original sin" in witchcraft and freemasonry.


The Ritual says you shall return to Lilith, your mother, in the underworld, and I believe every word of that. Come away with me.


These are technicalities. Basically when I face the audience, a Buddha is behind me and that Buddha shows the kind of person that I am, the kind of Teacher that I am...


That's the ash bowl. It is communal. You may bring your own Zazen in, which in practice you do anyway. I'd bring my own ash, but I'm afraid they don't accept cigarette ashes. To be "enlightened" means to have grown taller than yourself. Do you play piano?? Do you write text?? Do you do math!! :) What you do is offer veneration to our Supreme Teacher, the Buddha. You help "grow" our ship, so to speak.




Sorry, I do dig your thing. It is sort of "emotion channeling" and then you can program yourself to be in such and such mood at such and such time of day. That's part of it, right? What I'm saying is that's not healthy. As for chucking it in my face, that's done in Martial Arts and it is called "kiai" quite a skillful procedure actually...


Wicca is Masonic. Gerald Gardner was a notorious Freemason, and so is Teosophy with Rudolph Steiner. You should make sure your beer was brewed for at least 2 millenia, alright??


Sorry to digress. Mara is "Buddha," I said that before.


That is called a "Dharma Wheel". Basically, it means we all sit at a Chinese table, and eat according to the Chinese wheel system. It is communal. So in fact, when you come sit with us, you do bring something, but you're also fed, so it's win-win. Alright. I'm sorry that's your experiences, maybe you should read Anne Carson and ponder on her a little.


Basically you learn to challenge your own beliefs a little bit. That instantly occurs when you keep your mind empty. It happened to me in the Zendo, when I realized sex is nothing else but a chemical reaction... I know what you do is effective, I'm not questioning thaaaaat fact. What I'm saying is you live in the seventeenth Century Europe, and John Travolta is on Spaceship Enterprise...


No, we don't do that. That is sectarian and highly dangerous for society... Good news is, Buddhism can heal you if that's what you really want. Otherwise you'll start climbing walls and ceilings eventually, and that's a fact.


You're selling your jewellery to Scientology to pay your heating bill, and you're getting zero income. Come sit with us in Buddhism, we can make use of runes and smaller things like that...


Far out, you don't get me. "Such and such Freemason has so many cows and baby goats at their farm." Thank you very much, miss, you done my day...


Blasphemy is very bad... It is a thing that damages your mind! If only you knew it.


So there's the obvious broomstick, but that's the effect, NOT the cause... The real cause is NOT showering daily, and NOT keeping the fasting prescribed by the ORTHODOX CHURCH CALENDAR.


Alright, do you understand "the mirror" over there?? That kind of thing is very unhealthy... It creates an imbalance on how you perceive yourself. Yes, I'm fully aware, but I want you healthy... Plus you seem to be confusing the second degree with the third degree. That's bad confusion. And I wouldn't go into the Third Degree if I were you, honestly :)


Is your son healthy? Because as I gather, some of you ladies do NOT menstruate. Talking about people I know...


You are inviting them, by your own free will and accord, when you make the pact, or in many cases, the omerta. Yet, while you're alive there's hope for you, ok?


You know how it is "in the bucket??" John Travolta says "write me a Horror story" and you produce 500 pages in 30 milliseconds... Just to give you a taste, so to speak...


"Lord Jesus Christ, the Son of God, have mercy on me, a sinner."


Two foliums of Zopiclone. One bucket strawberry ice cream. Twenty coconut chocolates, if your teeth can stand it. Mine can't. I smoke too much, due to lust, alright?? :)


I know the types, green, white, black and I know you're a Lilith and not a Hekate. Point me to Syria, miss, I don't want your jewellery, I have my own but it didn't get me very far... These nutjobs think they can kick us out of our homes, miss.


Get out of your comfort zone and learn new things... or risk climbing on walls or ceilings. Have courage. This game is for the mentally tough, alright??


I really don't think you thought it through: do you want a husband or do you want a husband?? :))


Hello... I'm not necessarily interested on what's in your beetle box. I want you to point me to Syria!! (There's nothing wrong with your looks, by the way...)


Truth: this shit isn't new, it's the Zoroastrians poking fun at us Westerners, and you may get very sick, okay?? Wake up.


What I really like about my own students is that they're above average...


Watta heck. I'd rather be a B-I-V. Careful, John Travolta isn't playing...


"Yes, done it a few times; and that is because I was lied to. Too late now, no??"


You ladies don't understand what these giants "buckets" are. John Travolta does.


You ladies don't understand what "extortion" means. John Travolta does.


My loving-kindness advice, and request: come clean, without incriminating yourself...


Hi ma'am... I've seen fifteen people that look like you in the last eight months... Catch my drift??


And the Golden Globe for Eminence goes to... this guy.

 We need proper explanation on this one, my friend...


Subtleties, subtleties...


Folklore, folklore...


Yeah, sorry, guys...


I almost forgot. Freudian slip. Sorry, Garry.


Step two. There's no step two, just enjoy. De Longhi.


Now: watch & learn a few tricks...


For all Kiwis in the house, trick question: who directed Lord of the Rings?? Huh.


A tad bit more complicated here (an ear for music required.)


Los Angeles juniors (Part 2.)


Los Angeles juniors.


Karl Poppa, Big Poppa.


N.Y. Seniors...


Number one in any Maltese Conclave...


A Christmas Tale.


Lookaway.


So simple.


The Art of War.


Copy of an Imitation.


Collateral damage.


Let me bust a Freestyle in (Part 2.)...


Let me bust a Freestyle in...


Forget-Me-YES...


This summer...


"Unii sug Pula."


One piece of Bum.


V.U.W.


Drop it like it's HOT '24.


"Farmacia inimii, Catena..."

related content here.


Does it get more classic than this??


As free as I can be...


Who plays with the Queen??


Chicago Bulls.


I'd honestly take this guy 1-on-1 and lose honourably!!
Mr. Trump. Your turn on this. Well, actually, that's precisely what "pardons" are made for :)


"Prosper the man..."


Esoteric & Occult Philosophy...
Wicca Witchcraft. Satanology. First Masonic Degree.
The Precepts of Master Funakoshi.


About the weather and seismic activity in Aotearoa, and other such mishaps...


Pay tithing to the Houses of the Lord...


Who the Fuck is Alice??

audio here for the vision impaired. related content.


The Samaritans Ideology.


Back in the Days...


Going back to Agriculture...


Pope Clement XII. Part 2.


Stock Market up the Roof!!

audio here for the vision impaired.


Pope Clement XII.


A (mild) Thursday Evening.

also read here.


Noah the Hare. (A poem for kids.)

also read here.


I against I.

also read here. I'm never talkin' 'bout nuthin.


Medicated People in the City.

audio-visuals for people that don't get plain English.


Bombastic stuff.

also read here.


Druids dream of Accoustic Guitars.

also read here.


Paris, Texas.

also read here.


The Mull Monasteries.

also read here.


Lord Wiccan.

audio here for the vision impaired.


People of Wax on Manners Street.

audio here for the vision impaired.


The Angelic Muncher.

audio here for the vision impaired.


The Maiden that had no Shoes.

audio here for the vision impaired.




Valentin B. Bura (b. March 28th, 1983; Petrosani, Romania)


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Profession: Mathematician & Journalist.

Politics: Right-wing Socialism (Libertarian.)

Religion: Mahayana Buddhism (Green Mountain Zen.)

Praise be to the Most High. Praise be to the Lord, for the house He gave me (for the last 43 years.) Praised be the Lord!
Taking into consideration the Jewish Law, and the standards of Purity described by the Buddhist Precepts, I am highly confident nothing harmful can happen to me, wherever I may choose to go...
And the Lord your G-d says: anybody can work for Me, and anybody can be a Buddha. Monasticism isn't required!

As a Buddhist, it is my sincere request to you that you do not profess Atheism in your Buddhist practice, for that is a mistake that limits your horizons. You are better off professing Agnosticism, and keep on searching.
Rather say you do not know, or say that the Lord has not yet revealed Himself to you. Why be a fool, and commit yourself to a given Weltanschauung that is altogether too restrictive?



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Scripts collected by myself during the years.



Masonry.
Book of Shadows.

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Prayers for Anxiety...


Spiritual warfare...






Masonic Sh!t prized but overrated, honestly...



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A short investigation into the nature of Theories









Euclid's Elements Playlist






Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus Playlist






A short abstract of our proof the R.H. stands







A proof run-through







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Presentation: Computability and Reverse Mathematics





Presentation: Reverse Mathematics, Computability and Effective Algebra

Combinatorial Epidemiology




Remarks on Epidemic Spread











@report{bura2013, title={Reverse mathematics of divisibility in integral domains}, author={Bura, Valentin B}, year={2013}, publisher={Victoria University of Wellington} }

@article{bura2018, title={The Polynomial Hierarchy Collapses}, author={Bura, Valentin}, journal={arXiv preprint arXiv:1808.02821}, year={2018} }

@article{bura2023, title={Graph Isomorphism is in P}, author={Bura, Valentin}, url={https://www.researchgate.net/publication/371912062_Graph_Isomorphism_is_in_P}, year={2023} }

@report{bura2019, title={On the expressive strength of deterministic, probabilistic, and timed phenomena}, author={Bura, Valentin}, year={2019}, school={University of Western Australia} }

@report{bura2020, title={On Sum of Divisors and Robin's Theorem}, author={Bura, Valentin}, doi={RG.2.2.13589.55523}, url = {https://www.researchgate.net/publication/348361907_On_Sum_of_Divisors_and_Robin%27s_Theorem} }


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