Noah the Hare.

Noah the Hare once found an egg,
He mistakenly thought
That egg was his head.

Humans and rabbits are organic entities
He said...
While A.I. agents can't digest bread.

If they make decisions for us
We'll end up missing a bus,

Or something like that.

Then Noah the Hare
Pulled a carrot out of his hat
And started to speak like a big fat twat.

Noah the Hare was terribly worried
That his mashed potatoes
May somehow get curried.

Noah the Hare had his act together,
A tight shirt, pinch of leather,

And a news anchor named Heather.

And while Noah the Hare
Was a tiny secret paedophile

I'm sitting here and wondering in vain
Where they found this imbecile.

Word.